Overheard

By me, standing outside of Lucas's room:

Lucas: Georgie, oh Georgie, I la loo.
Curious George Doll: (silence)
Lucas: Georgie, nice pants!
Curious George Doll: (silence)
Lucas: You're welcome, Georgie!


By my dear friend Jill, who is a social worker, in the hallway of a pych unit:

Psychotic man: (screaming) "I'm Jesus! I'm Jesus!"
Equally psychotic, just as emphatic, woman: (screaming) "Prove it! Prove it!"